Adelisa and Co. Viajero Chelsea Boot

(Presented in interview format) How do you like your boots?  Good. What's your favorite thing to do in them? Go outside in the sun and the grass and go swinging. I want more marshmallows. This is not a negotiation for marshmallows. Now what is your favorite part about them?  (Interview paused for crying) Ok are we feeling better now? Yes. So what is your favorite part about them?  I like that they don't have ties on them. Why don't they have ties? They have a zipper. I like that they aren't too tight. What does Mommy think about them? I don't know (edit - this is a lie, she knows Mommy's interest in boots is tepid at best) What's your favorite place to go in them?  The science museum. What do you do in your boots at the science museum? Climb on things. There are dinosaurs there. Look at the dinosaurs. What superpower do your boots give you? Walking super fast on the road. Why on the road? Because I can ride my bike on the road. Whose boots look better, your boots or daddy's boots? My boots.